Death by Review
A horror movie review show full of spoilers and opinions. Each week we'll share fun facts, discuss intriguing details, and rate movies that we love, hate, and love to hate. We encourage listener interaction by telling us if our review pleases the masses or are we DEAD wrong.
So light your torches and get your pitchforks. We'll see you at the gallows.
Episodes
36 episodes
Ep. 34 - MANDY
No I promise, you're not on drugs... well maybe you are, but that's not the point. Strap in for MANDY, the longest Doom Metal video we've ever watched.
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1:36:10
Ep.33 - Stopmotion
The art of stop-motion seems to be waaaaaay too hard to find even remotely enjoyable. It's like if someone decided to make waiting in line a full time job.
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57:19
Ep. 32 - The Void
Necromancy always leads to cults. Talking to the dead? Cult. Try to resurrect a corpse? Cult. Open a portal to an ethereal plane full of body-harvesting parasites that sprouts wiggly worms from your face? Believe or not, cult. Every time.
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55:01
Ep. 31 - Gremlins
Let this be a valuable lesson to not get your kids a pet for Christmas. They will fuck it up and destroy the entire town in the process.
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1:04:23
Ep. 30 - Black Christmas
"On this weeks episode of Death by Review, murder comes home for the holidays!! A sorority girl narrowly escapes the SLASHING and THRASHING of a mad man. Or does she?" ...Or at least that's what I would write if we we're an ins...
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Ep. 29 - Christmas Bloody Christmas
Imagine Terminator if it were based on Christmas. Now imagine it being made with a much smaller budget. Now imagine it with an ever more forgettable cast. This is what you'd get. Harbor Freight "Sarah Conner" and her band of alt punk dipshits.&...
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1:03:34
Ep. 28 - I Trapped the Devil
How the hell do you trap the devil?? It's not like they're a racoon, or Jess, looking for snacks, and just happen to lure them into a cage. Like, "Oh, come here little devil. I've got little snackies and Mean Girls on DVD." ...Come to think of ...
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Ep. 27 - Thanksgiving
You know, the tagline of this film is "There will be know leftovers!" And that just breaks my heart. The leftovers are the best part.
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1:13:00
Ep. 25 - ThanksKilling
ThanksKilling has it all! It's got Turkey! It's got boobies! It's got dad farts!! So sit back, relax and be horrified by how awful this film is. Gobble gobble motherf%#@er!! DISCLAIMER!: DO NOT WATCH THANKSKILLING 3. IT IS A F%#KIN...
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Ep. 24 - Halloween 1978
Halloween isn't just for silly costumes and candy barf all over Mom's new rug. It's about murder. Lots and lots of murder... and tits.
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1:29:34
Ep. 23 - Hell House LLC
I don't always go to haunted attractions. But when I do, I don't. There's something about haunted houses that give me the ickies. Maybe it's the feeling of being trapped. Maybe it's the pee running down into my socks. Hard to tell....
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Ep. 22 - Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
There's nothing quite like childhood trauma to really bring the spice to a horror movie. It might be the reason why I run out of the room after I turned the lights off. Gotta outrun the trauma demons.
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1:03:10
Ep. 21 - The Babadook
If terrorizing children with horror stories before bed we're an Olympic sport, we'd at least take, like, bronze or something. Scare your kids. It's good for their bones.
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Ep. 20 - Candyman (2021)
Nick and Jess dive into the sweet, sweet story of Candyman. No, not the sexy Tony Todd Candyman. The sexy Yahya Abdul-Mateen Candyman. Stupid sexy Yahya.
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1:23:59
Ep. 19 - State of Emergency
State of Emergency deserves a better review than the one we just gave it. Well, maybe not. But still. As much as we sh*t on this movie, we actually love it. Like a toilet. Sh*tty, but dependable.
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BONUS EPISODE - Interview with Brandon Starocci
In this bonus episode, we sit down with the creator and writer of Avalon. A comic book series about a dysfunctional family stuck in the midst of the zombie apocalypse. Check it out, and please support our friends over at 1282 Studios by getting...
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Ep. 18 - Vicious Fun
Vicious Fun?! Oh yeah, it has actors in it, and it has a plot... about things.. that are fun??.. Oh man, it's so.. fun. And vicious!... Phew boy.. I just don't have the words to describe how fun it is.. Why don't you go first.
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55:57
Ep. 17 - Insidious
We'll warn you now, we're not sorry for this episode. We want to be, but we won't.
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1:09:26
Ep. 16 - HELL FEST
I cannot express enough how much I wanted this to be about HELLFEST, the metal festival!!! Held in Clisson France every June. We can't always win I guess. Just like Gavin... What a dumb way to die.
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Ep, 15.1 - Possum UPDATE
We don't normally do this. Actually, we never do this. But we felt that you all deserved some additional insight to Possum. We loved it. We hope you loved it. For those who hated it, well, sucks to suck.
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Ep. 15 - Possum
No, this movie is not about the hissy little rodent. Why would they name a movie Possum when it's not even about Possums? I don't know. Why do they call shorts, shorts, and don't call pants, longs??
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Ep. 14 - From Beyond
Whoever let these dang nerds just live life like it's just a giant, unregulated science fair, I want to say thank you. Thank you for letting nerds do the weird shit they do. Like summon goo monsters and kiss each other in their weird BDSM outfi...
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